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Wage Slave T-shirt
$ 33.95
Unisex T-Shirt
All measurements in the table refer to product dimensions.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, cm | 40.64 | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28.00 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 20.30 | 20.90 | 21.60 | 22.20 | 22.90 | 23.50 | 24.10 | 24.70 | 25.30 |
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Tired of pretending everything’s fine? This tee’s for you. A hilariously deadpan bear in a suit captures that soul-draining office vibe. Perfect for burned-out professionals, remote workers, or anyone who’s mentally logged off.
Description
Corporate Burnout – Wage Slave Bear T-Shirt
Meet your inner spirit animal after a long week—this exhausted bear in a business suit says everything you’re too tired to. With a droopy frown, blank stare, and briefcase in paw, this design captures the soul-crushing grind of the 9-to-5 hustle. It’s a hilarious yet painfully relatable tribute to every overworked office warrior trapped in the endless loop of deadlines, emails, and microwaved lunches.
This satirical tee isn’t just a funny graphic—it’s a statement. Whether you’re in a cubicle, on Zoom calls, or just dragging yourself through life with caffeine and passive aggression, this bear gets it. Perfect for those with a dry sense of humor and a love for dark, witty commentary on modern work culture.
Whether you’re a corporate drone, remote work rebel, or simply done with capitalism before lunch, this shirt is your badge of survival in the modern jungle.
Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Perfect for office workers, overworked souls, and burnt-out professionals
✔️ Relatable, funny design for lovers of sarcasm and work-life imbalance
✔️ Great gift for coworkers, introverts, and weekend warriors
✔️ A humorous way to say “I hate meetings” without saying a word
Material & Fit:
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd² or 153 g/m²)
- Classic fit with a comfy crew neckline
- Durable twill tape on shoulders for long-lasting wear
- No side seams – smooth, irritation-free feel
- Ribbed collar keeps its shape
- Tear-away label for added comfort
Ethical & Sustainable Production:
- Crafted from ethically grown and harvested US cotton
- Manufactured by Gildan under the US Cotton Trust Protocol
- Oeko-Tex certified for environmental and consumer safety
🔥 Let the world know you’re emotionally clocked out, even if your body’s still at work. 🐻💼
Additional information
| Weight | N/A |
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Washing instructions
Care instructions for your t-shirt
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- Machine Wash: Warm (max 40°C / 105°F)
- Do Not Dry Clean
- Do Not Bleach
- Tumble Dry: Low heat
- Iron/Steam/Dry: Low heat
Follow these guidelines to keep your T-shirt looking great for longer!
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