Still Employed, Still Dead Inside – Office Skeleton Wolf T-Shirt

When your soul left three Zoom meetings ago but your body’s still typing… this shirt gets you. Featuring a skeletal wolf slouched at a desk, lifelessly clacking away at a keyboard, this darkly hilarious design captures the tragic comedy of corporate survival. With the deadpan text “Still Employed, Still Dead Inside,” it’s the perfect badge of honor for every digital-age wage ghoul just trying to get through the workweek.

Whether you’re battling burnout, doomscrolling during meetings, or simply living for your next coffee break, this design speaks volumes without saying a word. It’s not just a shirt—it’s a mood. And it’s for every furry, gamer, coder, or tired soul who’s ever stared into the monitor and seen the void stare back.

Perfect for fans of dark humor, anti-work memes, and anyone howling through the capitalist grind with a twisted grin.

Why You’ll Love It:

✔️ For burnt-out workers, nightshift wolves, and sarcastic furries

✔️ A painfully relatable and hilarious look at modern life

✔️ Great for coders, gamers, techies, and remote work rebels

✔️ A dark comedy design that says, “I’m here, but barely”

Material & Fit:

• 100% ring-spun cotton – soft, breathable, and built to last (4.5 oz/yd² or 153 g/m²)
• Classic fit with a comfy crew neck
• Durable twill tape on shoulders for structure and strength
• No side seams – smooth and comfy all day
• Ribbed collar to prevent warping
• Tear-away label for tag-free suffering

Ethical & Sustainable Production:

• Made from responsibly harvested US cotton
• Produced by Gildan – a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol
• Oeko-Tex certified – safe for skin and planet alike

🔥 Embrace your undead inner office wolf. You’re still clocking in, but your soul clocked out long ago. 🐺💻💀