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I See It… I Dodge It T-shirt
$ 33.95
Unisex T-Shirt
All measurements in the table refer to product dimensions.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, cm | 40.64 | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28.00 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 20.30 | 20.90 | 21.60 | 22.20 | 22.90 | 23.50 | 24.10 | 24.70 | 25.30 |
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Dodge the drama like a digital ninja. This tee’s made for Matrix fans, lizard lovers, and sharp minds who see the chaos coming—and gracefully sidestep it every time.
Description
I See It… I Dodge It – Matrix Lizard T-Shirt
Step into the glitch with this ultra-cool chameleon channeling full-on Matrix vibes. Draped in a sleek black trench coat and shades, this bullet-dodging lizard bends back with slow-motion swagger while green code rains down like digital destiny. Above him, the phrase “I See It… I Dodge It” says everything you need to know—cool, calculated, and completely unbothered.
This design is a perfect blend of lizard chill and action-hero energy, tailor-made for gamers, movie buffs, coders, and anyone who’s mastered the art of side-stepping nonsense like a digital ninja. It’s a high-tech flex for minds that move faster than the drama.
Perfect for reptile fans, sci-fi lovers, hackers at heart, and fans of The Matrix or anything with slow-mo bullet time. Stay stylish. Stay sharp. Stay slippery.
Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Matrix-inspired parody with slick style and lizard flair
✔️ Great for chameleon fans, gamers, and pop-culture nerds
✔️ Empowers confidence, awareness, and dodging negativity
✔️ A must-have for anyone who moves through chaos like it’s coded
Material & Fit:
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, offering a soft and lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd² or 153 g/m²)
- Classic fit with a crew neckline for all-day comfort
- Durable twill tape on shoulders for long-lasting wear
- No side seams for a smooth and irritation-free feel
- Ribbed collar to prevent curling and maintain shape
- Tear-away label for extra comfort
Ethical & Sustainable Production:
- Crafted from ethically grown and harvested US cotton
- Produced by Gildan, a member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, ensuring responsible manufacturing
- Oeko-Tex certified, guaranteeing safety and environmental responsibility
🦎🕶️ See the drama. Dodge the drama. Master the Matrix—one sidestep at a time. 💻✨
Additional information
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Washing instructions
Care instructions for your t-shirt
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- Machine Wash: Warm (max 40°C / 105°F)
- Do Not Dry Clean
- Do Not Bleach
- Tumble Dry: Low heat
- Iron/Steam/Dry: Low heat
Follow these guidelines to keep your T-shirt looking great for longer!
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